- Edibles currently next to my bed - Salt & vinegar almonds, pretzels, Goldfish (not the pet), Flamin’ Hot Cheetos, Sweetarts, two Mango Smirnoff Ices.
- Edibles that had prominent places next to my bed but have since been removed - Hot sauce, salt, Cherry Limeade, the Poor Boy sandwich I ate last night.
- Of all the things I’ve yelled in my life, “I will rape your first born” is probably the one I’m least proud of. Also, I don’t know what the rules are about starting or ending sentences with a preposition, but I’m pretty starting AND ending sentences with a preposition is a no-no.
On an unrelated note, does anyone have a copy of Titanic I can borrow?