April 2012
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March 2012
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February 2012
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December 2011
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November 2011
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October 2011
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Some people, I tell ya.
Me: Do you want these sandwiches?
Girl: No, I don't like sanwiches.
Me: You don't like sandwiches? Do you mean certain sandwiches or the concept of sandwiches, like two pieces of food with more food in the middle?
Girl: I don't like sandwiches in general.
Me: Jay, do you want these sandwiches?
Jay: Yeah, I'll take them.
Me (to Girl): That's how that works.
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There's no manly way to jump over a puddle.
September 2011
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davidfuternick:
Acting Reel (2011)
Here’s my updated Acting Reel. Help a brother out and pass it around, REBLOG it and, for god’s sake, hire me for things. Thanks to my pal Matt Pollock for editing.
Hire this guy. He will do anything. ANYTHING.
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August 2011
8 posts
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Better late then never but both dad and I think you have some really great...
– My mother
Great job, everybody! Including you, Erika!
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July 2011
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June 2011
3 posts
Turd Burglar.
May 2011
5 posts
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April 2011
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;)
Wink face, or “What you just said made me smile but now I have something in my eye.”
March 2011
10 posts
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You know who should have gotten more credit for...
Jonathon Rhys Meyers.
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Who among you still twists the stem off an apple...
When you are no longer sure what color your next...
Then you’ve eaten too much guacamole.
everydayjonhill:
theidiotking:
renedaily:
Blind Fight. Shot & Edited by Jon Mackey Sound by Ryan Rosenberg Written & Performed by Toni Charline and Rene Gube
Home run.
Auto-Reblog funny Asian guys and short haired brunettes in films.
We’re doing it!
February 2011
6 posts
For all subsequent phrasing, the term ‘sadness’ and its synonyms...
– Oscar’s jab - Check.